Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
