let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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