shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think i got beer on your cat.
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