We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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