i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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