so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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