What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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