dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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