that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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