The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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