no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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