Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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