Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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