So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize