i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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