Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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