new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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