my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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