dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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