You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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