idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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