so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
