I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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