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so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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