I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How external is "for external use only"?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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