69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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