There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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