put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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