let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
