I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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