Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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