Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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