are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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