omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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