I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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