we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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