I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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