she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
