i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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