Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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