I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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