Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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