in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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