Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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