Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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