bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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