As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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