Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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