if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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