I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm experimenting with sincerity
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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