they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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