your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I don't deserve a penis
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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