Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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