i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
