Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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